surprisebitch:

Strawbooty

who is she

captainmoob:

lieutenant-gay:

This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

captainmoob

………..same.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

prostitourettes:

my bf sent me the color scheme for his apartment

you-cuhntflaps:

fuks:

still too bright

good I’m not the only one w this problem

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

jacktheelephant:

A picture just made from Shia Labeoufs…

laughbitches:

Students: We still don’t even know how to get checked into a hospital or how to pay taxes.

School system: But??? you know algebra! :) ur welcome

lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

toxic-ponies:

she’s a star

jetpackbluesss:

Okay but really she dates all three of these men in three different movies